Пройти уровень СНАЙПЕРСКИЙ РАСЧЕТ.

Убить 10 врагов выстрелами в голову из снайперской винтовки.

Пройти уровень ТЯЖЕЛАЯ ПЕХОТА.

Убить 100 врагов из тяжелого оружия.

Впитайте противника.

Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!

You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Jopo Saves the Universe.

Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Выполните 3 миссии.

Заработайте S-Ранг за миссию.

Победите 100 противников.

Посидите на одной из лекций Моглина.

Выполните миссию, не допустив каких-либо потерь.

Уклонитесь от 500 атак противника.

Победите противника с помощью взрыва топливного бака.

Нанесите удары Прицел Уничтожения по 20-ти противникам.

Выполните SO.

Разыщите 3-х сдавшихся имперских солдат.

Поговорите с муглами из всех тринадцати классов.

Пройдите главу 2 эпизода 1.